Evading the CMB mu-distortion bound on Supermassive Primordial Black Hole seeds with Non-Gaussian tails

Supermassive black holes (SMBHs) powering quasars at z 6 are difficult to grow from stellar mass remnants, motivating seeds from primordial black holes (PBHs) with masses 10 5-10 7 M. This range is constrained by the COBE/FIRAS bound on the CMB mu-distortion, which limits the small-scale curvature variance to sigma zeta squared 10-4. For Gaussian perturbations, the variance fixes the far tail of the one-point probability distribution function (PDF), making the PBH abundance negligible. We call this the Gaussian barrier. The barrier can be evaded only if the variance probed by the distortion is decoupled from the tail probability controlling collapse. We implement this idea in the non-perturbative delta N formalism and relate asymptotic PDF tails to the global shape of the delta N map. Four Gaussian-cored families are analyzed: generalized-normal, stretched-exponential, power-law, and log-normal tails. After standardizing each family to unit variance, we impose the FIRAS cap and compute the distortion-limited PBH abundance in the tail-shape parameter space. The ordinary exponential tail produced by standard single-field non-attractor dynamics is still too light to reopen the seed window. Algebraic tails from fractional-potential dynamics, and sufficiently heavy log-normal tails treated as a phenomenological proxy for multiplicative dynamics, can supply seed-relevant abundances while respecting the distortion bound.